SMUDGER'S CORNER
The Bin Game
Im a goalkeeper named Rob
& iv been a bit of a knob
I played in the 1st team & made a big sin
I took out my anger on poor Dusty Bin
Now I have paid for my antics and crime
The FA have hit me hard with a fine
I gave it some thought travelling on my lorry
To all my team mates im very very sorry
Also writing this poem took a bit of courage
Ill take this opportunity & say sorry to Burridge
smudge
Im a goalkeeper named Rob
& iv been a bit of a knob
I played in the 1st team & made a big sin
I took out my anger on poor Dusty Bin
Now I have paid for my antics and crime
The FA have hit me hard with a fine
I gave it some thought travelling on my lorry
To all my team mates im very very sorry
Also writing this poem took a bit of courage
Ill take this opportunity & say sorry to Burridge
smudge
STUART CLARK
STUART CLARK X X get better
Ha ha Stuart Clark who plays in defence
He,d be better off climbing a fence
It hit us all with great concern,
that he heated up Sweet & sour, & got a bad burn
So know he cant touch sweets & candy
Which makes it very, very handy
When he returns,
no more concerns
He will still get some stick
Silly little prick
SMUDGE
Ha ha Stuart Clark who plays in defence
He,d be better off climbing a fence
It hit us all with great concern,
that he heated up Sweet & sour, & got a bad burn
So know he cant touch sweets & candy
Which makes it very, very handy
When he returns,
no more concerns
He will still get some stick
Silly little prick
SMUDGE
SQUE
Sque in goal what a great bloke
Nothing to do so goes for a smoke
Jumpers &shirts xx large
he stands so proud like a batersea barge
He travels with Bill every week from Brock,
Sque must come from very good stock
So give him all the best & good justice
Because he gives us fantastic service
They say in goal hes not what we seek
But Sque turns out every week ?
SMUDGE
Sque in goal what a great bloke
Nothing to do so goes for a smoke
Jumpers &shirts xx large
he stands so proud like a batersea barge
He travels with Bill every week from Brock,
Sque must come from very good stock
So give him all the best & good justice
Because he gives us fantastic service
They say in goal hes not what we seek
But Sque turns out every week ?
SMUDGE