SMUDGER'S CORNER

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         The Bin Game
Im a goalkeeper named Rob
& iv been a bit of a knob
I played in the 1st team & made a big sin
I took out my anger on poor Dusty Bin
Now I have paid for my antics and crime
The FA have hit me hard with a fine
I gave it some thought travelling on my lorry
To all my team mates im very very sorry 
Also writing this poem took a bit of courage
 Ill take this opportunity & say sorry to Burridge
smudge
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 STUART CLARK

STUART CLARK X X  get better
Ha ha Stuart Clark who plays in defence
He,d be better off climbing a fence
It hit us all with great concern,
 that he heated up
Sweet & sour, & got a bad burn
So know he cant touch sweets & candy
Which makes it very, very handy
When he returns,
no more concerns

He will still get some stick
Silly little prick
SMUDGE

 
SQUE
Sque in goal what a great bloke
Nothing to do so goes for a smoke
Jumpers &shirts xx large
he stands so proud l
ike a batersea barge
He travels  with Bill every week from Brock,
Sque must come from very good stock
So give him all the best & good justice
Because he gives us fantastic service
They say in goal hes not what we seek
 But Sque turns out every week ?
SMUDGE