DAVE FOSTER aka 'TRAMP' 'FOST' - CENTRE BACK
DETAILS PROVIDED IN ABSENTIA BY FRIENDS AND WELLWISHERS
DATE OF BIRTH 7/03/76
HEIGHT 5ft 9in
WEIGHT 12st on the nose
BOOT MAKE PATRICK
MARITAL STATUS In a decoy female relationship
JOB Retail robbery negotiator
VITAL STATISTICS
PACE 8/10
FITNESS 8/10
HEADING 8/10
SKILL 7/10
PASSING 8/10
TACKLING 9/10
TOUCH 8/10
DRINKING 7/10
FAVOURITES
TEAM SPURS
PLAYER GARY MABBUTT
OTHER SPORTS HOCKEY
TV SHOW FRIENDS
FILM BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
DRINK BECKS
FOOD JACKET POTATO
BOOK BILLY BLUE HAT
WEAPON BLUNT STICK
CAR IN THE FUTURE
DREAM HOLIDAY - BARBADOS
CHAT-UP LINE - "IS IT BED TIME YET , ELLIOT ?"